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thecocksmith's Journal

Created on 2002-05-26 13:47:05 (#572080), last updated 2005-10-31

630 comments received, 654 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:William "Mad" Calvert
Birthdate:1980-10-02
Location:Tinley Park, Illinois, United States
Bio
1. Knowledge of Literature. - Nil.
2. Knowledge of Philosophy. - Nil.
3. Knowledge of Astronomy. - Nil.
4. Knowledge of Politics. - Feeble.
5. Knowledge of Botany. - Variable
Well up in belladonna, opium, and poisons
generally. Knows nothing of practical
gardening
6. Knowledge of Geology. - Practical, but limited.
Tells at a glance different soils from each
other. After walks has shown me splashes
upon his trousers, and told me by their
colour and consistence in what part of London
he has received them.
7. Knowledge of Chemistry. - Profound.
8. Knowledge of Anatomy. - Accurate, unsystematic.
9. Knowledge of Sensational Literature. - Immense.
He appears to know every detail of every
horror perpetrated in the century.
10. Plays the violin well.
11. Is an expert singlestick player, boxer, and
swordsman.
12. Has a good practical knowledge of British law.
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Interests (122):

alec trevelyan, alkaline trio, andrew w.k., ash, astro boy, babes, bernard law montgomery, blink 182, boromir, bottle rocket, bruce springsteen, capoeira, chris isaak, chuck long, coldplay, comic books, constitutional monarchies, cosmonauts, crossword puzzles, curb your enthusiasm, deep dish pizza, def squad, detroit tigers, doves, earlimart, fame-assers, floor hockey, fountains of wayne, frank sinatra, freemasonry, gambit, general tso's chicken, get-up kids, grandaddy, guided by voices, gunstar heroes, harmon killebrew, history, howitzers, idlewild, indiana jones, interpol, j.d. salinger, jack staff, james bond, jawbreaker, jets to brazil, jimmy eat world, john madden football, juggling, kevin smith, kickball, kids in the hall, knights templar, lo-tel, magnum p.i., mario golf, metal slug, michael chabon, movie trailers, mr. show, mr. t experience, mst3k, my bloody valentine, nada surf, neil diamond, nerf herder, norm macdonald, not rebecca, obi-wan kenobi, owen c. wilson, pernice brothers, power cosmic, priory of sion, promise ring, radiohead, ray bradbury, reanimation, redwings, rex mundi, rick astley, ring lardner, robots, rocket science, royal air force, rushmore, saving private ryan, seinfeld, sherlock holmes, sky captain, smashing pumpkins, smoking popes, steve yzerman, sugar, superchunk, superdrag, supervixens, tecmo super bowl, teenage fanclub, texas is the reason, the 6ths, the cocksmith, the holy grail, the inquisition, the living dead, the manhattan project, the office, the rentals, the smiths, the three stooges, the world of tomorrow, tom daily, true romance, w.b. yeats, weakerthans, wedge antilles, weezer, winston churchill, world war 2, writing, wu-tang clan, yuri gagarin

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